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I'm still interviewing for an personal asst. so bear with me. Karen it fine now, a trip to Australia, some Lube and Ex lax worked wonders. I've decided to go as Marilyn Monroe at my party, but I still need advise on what other B, C and D celebrities to invite, Please Help I need to get My RSVP's out today, Jack and Karen are going to hand deliver them? LUV Kathy

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I'm really looking forward to seeing you Wednesday night at the Kennedy center!
Reply:Kathy Grifin,


I know this guy whom I am communicating with through e-mail. He's young and wants to be a personal assistant. Can you tell me what it is that you look for in a personal assisstant? I will relay it to him today. He's 16, and I think that he could use help in the spelling department, but he's a good guy.





I'll post it as a question. Your input will be MOST appreciated. Thank you.
Reply:TRACER do GROW UP
Reply:Mel Gibson might make a good personal asst. I hear he's looking for a job.
Reply:Liz is up and about now...saw her last night in Santa Monica..she did a great job at the Macy's benefit for AIDS....truly remarkable woman. She heads up the AAAAA list. And she has told me that she will come as my escort IF I decide to go. (Michael is now persona non grata at most of these affairs.)





Phil and Marlo, although off the lists by their own desire, have agreed that they will put in a showing if I call them 2 weeks before the event. It would be good to see them out and about, great people, the both of them





Oops! Word got out that Joan heard of Liz's escort offer, and now she is insisting on coming...don't even think about it! If I find out that either Joan or Melissa will be there, you will be crossed off our A list!


George Michael is available IF we pay for a cab afterwards to a downtown park after midnight...(I was the one who made the offer of the cab ride, his interest immediately peaked!)


Jennifer Anston is in danger of sliding off the A list, is dying for some positive exposure that has nothing to do with Brad Pitt or Angelina...she will come if the cause is AIDS... but she wants an escort, and has asked me to get a hold of George C...I have a call into him, his agent said he would be interested IF Jennifer will do the dead afterwards...I have a call back to Jennifer, but she is out right now...will get back to you on that one.


IF you screw up this event with your normal antics, I will send you to Joan and Melissa! And that is NOT an idle threat!
Reply:I got one for you to invite ... DOVIE BEAMS.... she is old but a hoot.. she brought down marcos and had amelda after her so she is always up for a good story or two and can bring a few good ppl with her.....





and she was a great B lister of the 60's


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check her out .. do a google search on her.. she will be fun for your party...





Love ya Kathy...
Reply:How about inviting Pete Rose and Monique!
Reply:Any A-listers? I would love to invite Phyllis Diller for sure!